Demented

micthemicrophone:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

Fucking Limewire.

(via travisthepoet)

smackintyre:

phoenix-is-so-done:

mybine:

lgchinadragon:

Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

you’re right the future king will not waste his time with peasants websites he’ll go on royalr.com or some shit

#and we’ll never be royalrs (royalrs)

(Source: karinaisab, via you-better-run-away-from-here)

cultureunseen:

Originators and Masters of the dance (science and magic)!

(via queerandeffective)

owldude:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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son.

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(Source: batfag, via thisgenderthing)

Anonymous said: Will I be able to ejaculate from my penis after phalloplasty?

gendercube:

As current medical science stands the answer is: rarely.
If the skenes gland is kept intact then there is a chance that you will be able to ejaculate after bottom surgery. It would be a clear fluid that dribbles out rather than forcefully ejaculating, but that’s about it.

Let’s work through this so that it’s clear why this is possible right now. It’s helpful when you can logically understand it instead of getting a short “yes” or “no” answer. To ejaculate in the way that a cis male does you’d require functioning testicles and you’d require vas defrens. The testicles would produce semen, the stuff you’d be ejaculating during orgasm, and the vas defrens is the passage way for semen to go from the testicles to the urethra. Once the seminal fluid is in the urethra the body also needs a mechanism for the bladder neck to close off, preventing retrograde seminal movement which would allow the semen to go into the bladder. It’s amazing how complicated an orgasm is and how quickly all of this happens. After that contractions of the pelvic floor force the semen out and that’s where the ejaculation occurs. The prostate, bulbourethral gland, and a few others things are all involved in this but I narrowed it down to what would most likely be the bare minimum for ejaculation (I could be wrong).

So with this in mind let’s consider what is and isn’t possible right now in medical science. With phalloplasty we can create an aesthetically pleasing, fully sensate penis of average size that one can use to urinate from and can achieve orgasm with. It can’t get hard on it’s own and it you can’t ejaculate from it, but otherwise you’ve essentially got all of your basis covered. Creating the urethra itself is difficult enough as is and that’s where 95% of complications from phalloplasty happen, so forming vas defrens and connecting this to the urethra at this time isn’t possible. Neither is the mechanism to close off the bladder or the ability to create functioning testicles. That would require an incredible amount of microsurgery. However, that doesn’t mean it won’t ever be possible. Medical science is advancing by lightyears all the time and there is a team who was recently (last year, I believe) given grants necessary to conduct 5 years of research into medical procedures for veterans, including growing penises. At this time we have the technology to grow full urethras, functioning livers, functioning kidneys, etc. - It won’t be long before this is part of our future. If the research by the medical team I listed just a moment ago goes well it could be as little as 5 years.

thesolitaryghost:

brigwife:

stravaganza:

fawkeshound:

scruffythegodofthunder:

the-merry-rochesterian:

Fangirl Challenge: Favorite Actresses {6/10}

———► Dame Maggie Smith

Dame Maggie Smith is flawless.

christ I saw this post and I thought I was going to scroll down and see RIP

she shall never die

SAME I WAS SO SCARED OF SCROLLING ALL THE WAY DOWN OMG

DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT

NO I HAD A SMALL HEART ATTACK SERIOUSLY I WAS SO WORRIED FOR A SEC

(via seeker742)

Anonymous said: hey, just wanted to say thanks for the reply to my post in fyftms. i appreciate the info. -Ben

No problem. Were you and to find to info you were looking for? -T

gavin-is-screaming:

I’m crying, how did I find someone so supportive and loving?

(Source: thedashconballpit)

Anonymous said: u know what i love? Testosterone, i love testosterone :v and u?

copper-rose:

A list of things to do once I have top surgery

becoming-owen:

*Wear a tank top

*Walk around the house shirtless

*Go swimming

*Take a shower and be able to look down with my eyes open

*Enjoy not wearing a binder ever again

*Look in the mirror and finally not break down

*Enjoy the summer

*Be able to sit forward and not feel Them 

*Hug people i love without triggering my dysphoria

*Enjoy my ribs no longer hurting

*Find a shred of normalcy

*Live

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

(Source: goobsohard, via travisthepoet)

mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

(via d-y-s-p-h-o-r-i-c)

My dysphoria gets really bad at night. My thoughts flourish with negativity and my heart silently screams.